- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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