what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

Feminism

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

The truth is he loves her!!

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

Smelly Indians.

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

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