- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

the economy.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

a black man did not eat chicken.

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it was all Tagart

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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