- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

what's white and sticky semen

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

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