- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Knock knock

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

An Aisian failed a test

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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