Roses are red, Violets are violet,

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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