- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

Neither have I

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

69.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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