- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Naked men jump off a cliff. Three months later, an entire pack of Cub Scouts were enrolled in group therapy. It's ongoing.

what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

can you pass the soap?

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