- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

Fat people

What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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