- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

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