Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

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Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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why did the kid die? his mom shot him

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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Anti Joke

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