- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Ask me if im a tree? No

what do you call your mama at the gas station

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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