- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Get on the boat.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

wael.. nuff said

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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