What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

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Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

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why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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