chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

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To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

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What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

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Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

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What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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miha kako si?

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A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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A seal walks into a club.

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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