yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

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Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

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Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

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What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

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"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

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Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

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what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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