- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

A Mormon walks into a bar

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

Why did 'Mister Love' get arrested? Clue: One of the most ironic things ever You can guess

Why did the child cross the road? Nobody knows, he forgot to look both ways got hit by a truck and suffered severe head trauma leading memorie loss.

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