How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

1+1=2

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

Ian's mind Elevator music

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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