Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

thumb_up thumb_down -4

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

thumb_up thumb_down -4

my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

So a baby seal walks into a club

thumb_up thumb_down -4

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What do you say to a rock? Meow

thumb_up thumb_down -4

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops