- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

Blacks

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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