- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

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What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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