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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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