So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

Your mom is so old she died

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

 

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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