Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

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What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

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What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

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What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

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Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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