what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

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What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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Why did the chicken cross the street? K

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

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why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

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You all have Aids

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How's the weather? Good.

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knock knock! whos there? me! me who? thats right! whats right? meehoo! thats what i want to know! whats what you want to know? me who? yes, exactly! exactly what? yes, i have an exactlywatt on a chain! exactly what on a chain? yes! yes what? no, exactlywatt! thats what i want to know! i told you--exactlywatt! exactly what? yes! yes what? yes, its with me! whats with you? exactlywatt--thats whats with me! me who? yes! Go away! knock knock.....

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

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"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

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What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

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Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

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what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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