did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

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Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

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