- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....

A midget walked under a bar.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Everybody will die

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

23

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??