- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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