Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

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Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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Ms Leong Sux

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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