What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

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I named my son ps2 controller

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Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

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What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

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A man walks into a vagina

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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