Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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your momma is so fat she has diabetes

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Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

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Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

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What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

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Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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