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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

What do you get when you put a pig in an oven? A dead pig.

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

If two blondes had a kid it would probably be a blonde because two recessive chromosomes have a higher chance of showing than one dominant gene.

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

A Chinese man and an american lived together. The Chinese man said to the american man, "I'm going to walk the dog." The American said "OK." Later that night they were eating dinner. The American said to the Chinese man, "I don't think that I've had this meat before. What is it?" The Chinese man replied, "The dog." The American, surprised, spewed out the food he was eating. "THE DOG!?" he yelled, shocked. The Chinese man replied, "Yes, I TOLD you I was going to wok the dog!"

Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death