- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

No soup for you!

Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

If youre African, why are you white?

A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

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