Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

c-? men, C-men

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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