- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? Cindy your neighbor. I was wondering if I could borrow some milk, I ran out.

A moose walks into a store and asks the lady where the potatoes are. She says "isle five". he walks to isle five and there were no potatoes

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Well, that depends if the apocalypse was happening and if there were even any Americans left at all.

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

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