- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

your face

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

i killed my family

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

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