- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

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