- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you give hobos? Febreeze

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There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

women's rights

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

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