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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

Feminism

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

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