What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

why did the zebra cross the road?

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

What happened to the cow that couldn't moo? It died because it could not make it's needs known to it's fellow herd and was bullied and isolated.

Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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