Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

do you have a wife?

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

Homosexualism is so gay man

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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