- Anti Joke

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

Pickles are powerful

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

David Cameron

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.