What colour is chocolate? Brown.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

what's the difference between a duck?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

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