- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

a. why? b. because

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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