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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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