- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

I have read the terms and conditions

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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