Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

Half life 3 confirmed

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

irish man drinking john smiths

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Adam Chebali has no life

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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