- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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im @ work, LOL.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

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