- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

A child walks into a classroom.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

My spelling is horrible

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Cancer.

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

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