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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

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