Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

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Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

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Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

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What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

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I had 99 problems Solved them all

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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my egg roll

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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