- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

A child walks into a classroom.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

My spelling is horrible

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Cancer.

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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