what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

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what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

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What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

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why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

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What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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