What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

You spent your time reading this and realized there was no joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

a person who will soon die of beeties

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

autistic kids rock

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

This is sparta No this is patrick

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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