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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

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