A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

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why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

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Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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