- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

69

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

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