- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Terry has ebola

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

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