- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock Who's there? A social worker, we are taking your children into costody because your wife has reported you to the police for molesting them.

A man with a mustache enters your parents home to tell them you were kidnapped and taken to the pier 1 hour away. They leave and he goes upstairs to rape you for 1 hour. Never trust people with mustaches.

Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

What's the difference between Stephani and a momma hippo? The mother hippo is slowly but surely losing weight while Stephani is packing on the pounds! :)

Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

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How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

A lumberjack wearing women's underwear under his clothes walks into a bar. Several Canadian Mounties stand up and surround him, compliment him on his cooking and offer to go looking for some wild flowers for his herb collection.

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

What comes after 23? 24.

whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

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