- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

Justin Bieber

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

CHORGLUND

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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