Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

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Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

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Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that mother*bleep* to drink all you want that *bleep* to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

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You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

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Justin Beiber's Talent.

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

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a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

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How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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