- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

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