- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

whats 2+2 equal? 4

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

there once was a black man who played basketball

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

Women can vote? WTF

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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