- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

This is an anti-joke.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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