- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

Where's the dick??? east

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

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Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

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