what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

I'm Polish.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Black people are the scum of the earth

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Anti Joke

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