Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

You know what's funny? A well told joke

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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