- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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