The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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What colour are blackberries? Purple.

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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Heskey time.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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Knock, Knock ...

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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