- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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