How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

poopy is poopy

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

1+1=2

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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