- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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