- Anti Joke

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

whats dumb and small? dandruff

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?