- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

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