What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Diana and victoria

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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Miami Heat.

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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Womens rights

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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