The Holocaust

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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You're on fire.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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Whats 9+10? 19

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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pedophile

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why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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