- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

How did the cat die? I just it nine times

Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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