- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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