- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

Shea's sty....

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

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