- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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