your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

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Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

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A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

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Homosexualism is so gay man

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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do you have a wife?

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How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

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Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

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A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

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Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

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Cannot tell, national security. As far as I care we are friends, therefore I cannot continue chatting with you for a while, its gonna seem pretty damn suspicious, I wont be repeating myself. Except again, do not worry, we will take care of this, and if not, I will contact you, you are not in any danger for the mean being, whoever are against us are looking for "Nero", not you, and I am pretty damn safe. By the way, I never lost an eye, but your "wiz" revealed himself by sharing that information, that part was the only ploy as far as I care, and it was necessary for everybody`s survival. Do not worry friend, I will call you sometime, but I recommend we stay off touch for at least 3 months, and that you stop using this site.

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Nothing. Both of them are lifeless objects, thus lacking the ability to speak.

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Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

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what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

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A prostitution ring operates out of a subway. How much does the prostitute with a foot long penis cost? About $300, for a 12 inch penis is very rare and desirable.

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Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

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How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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