Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

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True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

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The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

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i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

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How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

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Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

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A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

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Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

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a. why? b. because

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

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Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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