why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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