- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

What comes after 69? mouthwash

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

Haha, I get it..

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