- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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