- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

silver bullet?

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

What if I told you.....potatoe

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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