what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

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womens rights

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

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Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

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Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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