Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

haha black people :D

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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