- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Irish sobriety

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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