i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

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Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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womens rights

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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