A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

What is your bill about? Clinton

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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