- Anti Joke

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

Everybody will die

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.