- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

The WNBA is on the cooking channel

Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

Jellybeans

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

what's up? my penis.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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