Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

Why is it not safe for turkeys to do maths? Because they don't have the mental capacity to carry out the calculations correctly, which would be a danger in jobs such as engineering or the space industry. Furthermore, they are unable to understand the concept of numbers or symbols and therefore have no motivation to solve mathematical problems; and even if they did, they don't have the dexterity or education to write out the solutions.

What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

Three baby seals walk into a club...

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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