What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

My wife made me a sandwich

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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