Two planes walk into an office building

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

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Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

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Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

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What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

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your a vagina says you, your a booby

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

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knock,knock you suck

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Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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