- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??