Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

Shea's sty....

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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