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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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Bryson got a concussion...he died

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

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What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

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What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

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Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

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Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

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Everyone is different, but there are two of me, therefore I am unique. I have 72 different personalities, which all think, act and behave the same, all have my same name, but its still different to have such a thing eh? No I am not asking, I just added that weird little lightbulb symbol after "eh". People buy my book, its full of this nonsense... Its named "Are you left winged, or wrong winged" The book that has nothing to do with politics, and everything to do with politicians non existent sexlife! (seriously I had a book signing today... It was weird, people like stood in line twenty Signatures... AND PEOPLE ARE ALL GOING "HEY ARE YOU THAT GUY FROM HORSEHEAD?" Nero -WHO THE FUCK! IS THAT GUY ON HORSEHEAD?

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

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Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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