Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

YOLO You only like Oreos

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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