- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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