69!!! (its funny cause i made a referance to 69)

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Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road---- because he's having financial and relationship related problems that make his life so hideously unbearable that he wants to kill himself and because he's a chicken and cannot overdose or hang himself he goes for the most viable option as to run across a busy street in hopes of getting smashed to oblivion by a car

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Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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hi penis ham telephone

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

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what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

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Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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