- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Albino African Americans

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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Connor is homo

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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