Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

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What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

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My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

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You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

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What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

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Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

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Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

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what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

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What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

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How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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