why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

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Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

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What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

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three people come to a serial killers house. one was annoying one was immature and one was stupid he would put them all in the same boat. then he towed it into shark infested waters, sunk it and watched them speak their mind. the annoying one said "nah nah nuh boo boo you cant eat me!" the immature one said "im gonna ride one!" and the stupid one said "could you please tell your sharks to stop eating my leg? i need it to swim away from these sharks that are eating my leg." moral of the story: dont go to serial killers homes. they will most likely kill you.

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What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

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Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

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Why did the chicken cross the road---- because he's having financial and relationship related problems that make his life so hideously unbearable that he wants to kill himself and because he's a chicken and cannot overdose or hang himself he goes for the most viable option as to run across a busy street in hopes of getting smashed to oblivion by a car

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

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Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

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Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

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why do fat people eat so much? who cares

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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